I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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