But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
how can u be prego again
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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