We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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