Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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