and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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