Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
