so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
how drunk are you?
Several
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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