I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Holy sore nipples Batman
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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