Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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