i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Drake has all the answers
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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