I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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