He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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