I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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