just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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