even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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