My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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