I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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