Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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