What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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