So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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