question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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