I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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