just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
We need to get me chipped asap
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