just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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