hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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