She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
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