doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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