also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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