like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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