Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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