No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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