He is an equal opportunity slut.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I have aggressive nipples.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
