Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm getting married
To pizza
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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