I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I have fence marks all over my body
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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