Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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