She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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