My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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