I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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