Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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