I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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