U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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