Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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