I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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