glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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