He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
She announced her abortion via fbk
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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