Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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