Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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