Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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