I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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