We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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