i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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