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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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