Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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