She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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