I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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