I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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