im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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