I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
whose parrot is this?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
