problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
tonight lets celebrate not being married
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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