what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Randomize
